Holy shit, you're old!


Make sure to remind your friend, partner, or parents they are old this year. 

Celebrate another year of wisdom, experience, and all the epic moments that come with age. Our "Holy Shit, You're Old!" candle is the perfect way to embrace the humor and fun that comes with getting older.

Crafted with a touch of sass and a whole lot of love, our candle features premium soybean wax that burns clean and releases a delightful fragrance. Its 240 ml amber glass jar adds a stylish touch, while the metallic lid can be reused once the candle has completed its burn.

Light up this candle and let its warm glow illuminate the celebration of your glorious years. It's a reminder that age is just a number, and with every passing year, you're becoming more awesome and full of wisdom.

Whether you're celebrating your own milestone or surprising a friend or family member, our "Holy Shit, You're Old!" candle is sure to bring a smile to their face. It's a playful way to embrace the joy and laughter that comes with growing older.

So, embrace your age, embrace the memories, and embrace the fact that you're still rocking it! Light up our "Holy Shit, You're Old!" candle, let its fragrance fill the air, and get ready for a celebration that's full of laughter, love, and all the good times that come with being wonderfully, beautifully old.